I got yo numba baby
psyducked:

you’re missing out

psyducked:

you’re missing out

n0cturnal-state:

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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

notmusa:

ok but just this once

suchafaff:

jennalikewhoaa:

shawngalaxy:

The ever stunning jennalikewhoaa

Hiii 👋

Holy bejesus

suchafaff:

jennalikewhoaa:

shawngalaxy:

The ever stunning jennalikewhoaa

Hiii 👋

Holy bejesus

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

Bring him on in!

aniki-tony:

Bringing the Pro-pain

aniki-tony:

Bringing the Pro-pain